what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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