Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
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