i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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