do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm gonna fight the coyote
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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