oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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