I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just cut my nipple shaving
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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