Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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