What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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