I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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