if i can run in heels then i can drive
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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