He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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