Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
