I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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