I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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