I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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