i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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