I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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