Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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