Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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