They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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