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i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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