How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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