Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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