**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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