I am puke
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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