It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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