I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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