I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Randomize