I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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