Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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