I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I have aggressive nipples.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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