he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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