yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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