guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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