at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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