I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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