Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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