yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
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