i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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