i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Of course I have a pirate flag
Randomize
