The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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