Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
