We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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