It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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