We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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