In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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