the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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