"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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