Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
How's work?
Spinning.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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