i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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