I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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