hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'm at about main and main street
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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