Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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