this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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