I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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