i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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