I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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